<div class="vce-asset-background-simple-item" style="background-image: url(https://camoandsky.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/photo-1486707471592-8e7eb7e36f78.jpg)"></div> Step 1 of 4 - Hello! 0% Your Name(Required) First Last As It Appears On FacebookWell hello there!, fancy seeing you over here. You got this link because of all the buttons on Facebook, you clicked the one to message me! Golly Gee! What are the odds?! LOLOMG. So in order to manage the DM’s I get, I built a little onboarding process so you know what to expect and to answer some of your questions before you even get them! Forward thinking! Use the buttons below to get started, like that big one that says get started. As a human on earth that runs my own business, I do not camp out on fb messenger - I do not crouch in the fetal ready to answer every message I receive. So this means that if you message me, it may be a while before I see it. I do like to take social media breaks as well. Now that we’re clear, lets dive in to see if the conversation we potentially could have is something that I would even respond to: Shawn is in a committed and monogamous relationship. He is not looking for anyone else in any romantic capacity at all. Is that something you can respect?(Required)CHOOSEYesNo GREAT! WRONG!Looking back to the committed relationship question, there is no need for you to tell me what you would do to me if I was single. Is this something you can refrain from?(Required)CHOOSEYesNo GREAT! WRONG!Messenger is not the right place for your most intimate photos to be shared to unknown people. Do you agree not to send these photos to Shawn?(Required)CHOOSEYesNo GREAT! WRONG!The 25th time saying “hey” probably won’t work. So in lieu of the same repetitive message, try something unique and creative. Can you do that?(Required)CHOOSEYesNo GREAT! WRONG!If you get denied via this process, please promise you won’t get mad? It’s really just a way to conserve energy. Better for both of us.(Required)CHOOSEI PromiseImma Get Salty GREAT! WRONG! You did not pass the criteria to have a meaningful or useful conversation. It’s okay! Not everyone is a match! Try again in someone else’s DM’SHey looks like you could be a respectful candidate to continue in my direct messages! Hit the "submit button" to finalize your request.PhoneThis field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged.